I CAN HEAR THE BELL RINGING! IT'S TIME TO GET TO CLASS...

The ultimate course to integrate your villainry and FINALLY let go of people pleasing alongside legendary villains.

The ultimate course to integrate your villainry and FINALLY let go of people pleasing alongside legendary villains..

You know the basics. Now it's time to master the art of being disliked...

Your Instructor-

Kallie Klug

Kallie is a yoga teacher and somatic practitioner. She studied yoga in the Himalayas of India and has since been certified in somatic and body-based therapies.

Growing up, she found herself fawning and people pleasing all the time- she was even voted “friendliest” in high school. However, constantly people pleasing, lacking boundaries, and the ability to say “no” grew increasingly exhausting and costly- not only did it create a life abundant with inauthentic relationships and a sense of confusion in her education and career, but it was also so physically tiring that it led to many debilitating chronic pains and illnesses.

Once she discovered somatic practices, Kallie began her journey of moving towards her more authentic self and slowly building her body’s capacity to be seen as “the villain”.

What she used to feel was a bad thing - to be seen as a villain- she now sees as a superpower that allows her to feel more confident, unapologetic, and true to self.

Kallie now guides others to embrace these parts of themselves through somatic practices and parts work in her courses and coaching.

Primary Guest Speaker

Parvati Shallow

Parvati Shallow is a four time Survivor player and winner of Season 16 Micronesia.

After claiming the title of Sole Survivor, Parvati faced backlash from the public who at the time couldn’t accept that her all female “Black Widow Brigade” unapologetically voted off beloved male players one by one.

Parvati came back for Season 20 Heroes vs. Villains and was immediately targeted by both tribes as a huge threat. Now, she’s recognized as one of the best Survivor winner’s of all time by media, fans of the show and Host and EP Jeff Probst.

Today, Parvati is a yoga + meditation teacher, international retreat leader, coach, author and mother.

Parvati will be present at every Early Bird group session and Q&A session throughout the course and will frequent the 90-min somatic sessions. She will also be present in the group chat on Signal.

Guest Teachers-

Dan Gheesling

Dan is known as one of the best players to ever play Big Brother and was a cut-throat and murderous traitor on Peacock's hit-show Traitors.

His cutthroat gameplay on Big Brother made him one of the most beloved houseguests by viewers and feared by fellow houseguests.

Sandra Diaz-Twine

Sandra Diaz-Twine needs no introduction. She is a legendary Survivor player- winning the first two seasons she appeared on, Survivor: Pearl Islands and Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, making her the show's first two-time winner.

Sandra is known as one of the beloved villains of Survivor history.

Tyson Apostol

Tyson is a 4-time Survivor player and the winner of Survivor: Blood vs. Water. Tyson played on the Villains tribe in Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains and has been regarded as a legendary, cunning, and hilarious villain in the Survivor fandom.

Trishelle Cannatella

Trishelle played on four seasons the The Challenge and was the winner of Season 2 of Traitors. Trishelle remains a recognizable figure in the reality TV world, known for her bold personality and memorable moments onscreen.

Shayne Jansen

Shayne Jansen, a charismatic and outspoken personality, captured viewers' attention as one of the standout participants on the hit reality show "Love Is Blind." He also made an appearance on "Perfect Match" which allowed viewers to see different facets of his character, further cementing his place in the hearts of fans who appreciate his candidness.

5 MONTHS OF...

group support

somatic explorations

advice from reality TV villains

Q&A's

October 2024- February 2025

"Mastering the Art of Being Disliked"

A live "201" course to take you to the next level of healing from people pleasing

This isn't a 101 course.

You've done the prereqs. You've covered the basics. You're people pleasing less and boy- it is hard! And uncomfortable.

In this course, you'll find all the theory and practices to support you. And you'll be held in a group container while you integrate it into practice.

This is what you'll get:

10 LIVE 90-MIN ZOOM SESSIONS WITH KALLIE AND GUEST SPEAKERS

(2x PER MONTH)

5 LIVE 60-MIN Q&A/ SPOT COACHING ZOOM SESSIONS WITH KALLIE AND PARVATI

(1x PER MONTH)

LIFETIME ACCESS TO ALL RECORDINGS

ACCESS TO KALLIE'S SIGNATURE PROGRAM "VENOM"

A PRIVATE SIGNAL CHAT WITH KALLIE, PARV, AND ALL MEMBERS OF THIS CONTAINER

PDFS WITH SELF-LED PRACTICES

+ JOURNAL PROMPTS

90- MIN SESSIONS WILL BE WEDNESDAYS AT 5PM PT

STARTING OCTOBER 9TH

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Early Bird Perks

The core curriculum doesn't start until October but sign up before fall and you'll get access to these Early-Bird Perks:

  • A complimentary intimate group coaching call on Zoom with Parvati + Kallie every month until the retreat (up to a $4,500 value)

  • A portal where all recordings will be available to watch after the sessions with lifetime access

  • Access to extended payment plan options (starting at $374 per month)

Early-Bird Perks are available exclusively to those who register before August 15th.

Once you register, you'll receive an email with dates, time, and Zoom links for the next Zoom group call. All sessions will be recorded and the recordings will be available for viewing whether or not you can attend live.

These intimate group sessions will consist of a grounding practice and somatic tools each month to support you in connecting deeper to your body. Each call will have time for questions and 1:1 spot coaching.

This is for you if...

  • You're TIRED of navigating the treacherous path of people pleasing alone and want to be supported by someone who has lived it

  • You understand the basics of somatics and "fawning"- the mechanism that drives your body to people please

  • You're aware that your people pleasing tendencies are making you miserable and burnt out

  • You've already started people pleasing less (slay) and have started dealing with the aftermath

There are only 10 spots available for this offering.

This container will likely sell out.

what you'll learn...

01

How to discover your authentic personality after a lifetime of role-playing as "she-who-is-easy-to-love"

02

Everything you need to not just be okay with, but relish being the villain in their story

03

The secret to being cancelled and surviving- aftercare practices for when you get burned at the stake

04

Somatic practices to build your body's capacity to be seen, take us space and use your voice with power and confidence

05

How to build your nervous system's capacity for truth-telling

06

Plus, learn the secrets of villainry from your favorite reality TV villains

course outline

  • Mastering the Art of BEING YOUR MESSY, PERFECT SELF

    Ok great I’ve shed all the fakeness, the roles and shit. And now I don’t even know what I like or don’t like. How to rediscover yourself and cultivate an authentic personality and relationships.

  • Mastering the Art of OFFERING LESS

    You're so good at offering THE MOST. Trying the hardest. Now you're burnt out and tired. It's time to get greedier with your time in the best of ways.

  • Mastering the Art of Being BURNED AT THE STAKE

    Ok great. You've got the boundaries and starting to unmask. And now everyone is pissed. From being snubbed by family members to internet trolls or your boss at work. We'll cover aftercare and somatic safety building. This is how to survive being canceled.

  • Mastering the Art of TRUTH-TELLING

    Everything you need to know about how to speak your truth with honesty and kindness after a lifetime of low-key lying to be loved. Simple practices that you can implement immediately.

  • Mastering the Art of BEING SEEN

    Build capacity to be SEEN through somatic safety practices and dynamic embodiment practices. The capacity to be seen and witnessed doesn't happen overnight- you'll expand your nervous system's capacity with tools you can do on the daily.

  • Mastering the Art of BEING THE VILLAIN IN THEIR STORY

    Tantric and archetypal play. How to get comfortable being the villain.

    Parts work to access and make peace with that part of you.

    Connect to your body’s physical capacity to be disliked.

prerequisites

  • Your people pleasing tendencies have led to you being exhausted, burnt out, and maybe even experiencing physical symptoms of chronic pain/ stomach issues

  • You’ve previously experienced one of Parvati or/and Kallie's live workshops, courses, group coaching, 90-minute 1:1’s or retreats.. (this is not required but highly recommended)

  • You’ve done therapy, EMDR, somatic therapy, somatic experiencing, coaching or another kind of healing modality with a certified practitioner

MASTERING THE ART OF BEING DISLIKED

CLASS IS IN SESSION

X KALLIE

9 Live Zoom Sessions

Lifetime Access to All Recordings

Access to Kallie's signature on-demand program- VENOM

A private Signal group chat

PDFs and journal prompts

SPOTS ARE LIMITED.

TOTAL INVESTMENT: $4,497

Early Bird payment plan: $374/month

what people are saying...

"Since the Villains course, I have realized how much my fawning and people pleasing tendencies have held me back in life. I have been able to completely transform my career due to the strength built in this course. I stopped worrying about being liked by everyone and I was able to trust in the inherent value I bring and take on new opportunities that previously terrified me. My relationships with others have grown, and with a new foundation of mutual trust. Avoiding confrontation for years was not serving me, and now I am able to be honest with the people in my life. Which in turn, allows space for them to trust that I respect them enough to hash out any conflicts. Best of all, my relationship with myself has grown. I see and honor all parts of me, and


I don’t need to seek external validation or comfort to show up in my day to day life.

I am able to love and trust myself with all these parts of me that were always inside, but afraid to come to the surface."

- Catherine K.

As a former people pleaser who made it his mission to make everyone else happy to the point that I couldn’t even process my own emotions without feeling a level of guilt,


this class changed my life.

I’m not trying to sound dramatic whatsoever, but I’m dead serious. At this stage in my life, I’m finally able to feel like I’m living for myself now. My relationships haven’t changed at all, in fact, I probably gained even more empathy now than I ever did as someone who only cared about making others happy. Learning to unapologetically set boundaries and look out for myself without having to resort to being intentionally malicious about it has given me a level of unwavering confidence and self comfort that has bled into my career, and day to day actions. I remember telling Kal and Parv in class that I don’t have to have a coffee or some sort of energy drink at 4:00 PM just to keep my eyes open.

Somatic practice has a way of relaxing you deeply, but it also just energizes you naturally because you don’t feel that level of exhaustion that all stems from a racing mind and unprocessed emotion.


This class is worth every minute and every penny

. I owe those two women so much to my personal growth, and for that; I can’t thank them enough. You guys are in great hands, and I’m so excited for you guys to start your journey towards embracing your most beautiful villainous self.

-Matthew T.

I thoroughly enjoyed the course and felt an immediate change and positive impact on both my personal and professional life. The tools provided in the course empowered me to finally cut off a toxic relationship with a family member that I had been postponing for years. This was a crucial and overdue step for my well-being. Additionally, the course pushed me out of my comfort zone, enabling me to quit a job I disliked and pursue a position that I am truly passionate about.

The lessons on setting boundaries and understanding that it's okay to let people have their own narratives about me were transformative. I now have a stronger sense of self and am more confident in owning who I am. Kallie and Parvati, you were both exceptional coaches and listeners. Your valuable personal experiences and relatable examples greatly helped me navigate my own challenges. I also had the pleasure of meeting incredible people going through similar experiences, which created a supportive and understanding community.

My biggest takeaway from the course is the importance of setting boundaries and prioritizing my well-being. My favorite aspect of the course was the personal connection with the coaches and the practical, real-life applications of the lessons. I would highly recommend this course to anyone looking to make meaningful changes in their life, both personally and professionally.

-Noel

what people are saying...

".... she's magic..."

“Parvati’s coaching gave me the courage to truly identify my values, understand how I was straying from them and take action to start creating a life on my terms. She truly listened to me and tailored our work to support me in becoming the best, truest version of myself. She’s magic.”

KENDALL

"...from feeling of heaviness to feeling of RELIEF.."

"I cannot describe in words how transformational this experience with Kallie was. The word alchemy is a perfect descriptor for what I experienced...from a feeling of heaviness and hopelessness to a feeling of RELIEF, lightness and hope. I would recommend working with her to anyone."

KATIE

".... her classes {are} a gem ..."

Kallie’s classes nourish me both physically, emotionally, and spiritually. The thoughtful pace challenges me immensely to slow down, feel how I’m really doing, and practice on-going self-love. Kallie has crafted her classes into a gem that shimmers with grace and the many facets of healing.

NATALIE

".... completely level up every facet of my life..."

Working with Parvati has been an absolute game changer! When I signed up for my first course with her, I was feeling stuck personally and professionally. Through her holistic approach to my coaching, I was able to recognize and work through many of the blockers holding me back from living my best life. I'm now pursuing my passion for music production, a passion I had put on the backburner due to perfectionism and fear of rejection. I've continued to work with Parvati for over 2 years because she not only helped me get unstuck, she's helped me to completely level up every facet of my life. The value I've gotten from her courses far exceeds any investment of time and money I've made.

JACOB

FAQs

frequently asked questions

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I PURCHASE "HOW VILLAINS ARE MADE"?

After you purchase "How Villains Are Made", you'll immediately receive a "welcome email" with the username and password to log into the course dashboard along with the dates and times that we’ll be meeting live. Each week, you’ll receive an email with details on how to prepare for the live session as well as the Zoom link. After the live session, the recording will go into your course dashboard where you can access it at any time.

WHAT IF I CAN’T MAKE THE LIVE SESSIONS?


No problem- all the Zoom recordings will land in your course dashboard, where you’ll have lifetime access to all the content.

DO YOU HAVE PAYMENT PLANS? REFUNDS?

Yes to payment plans! Making this course accessible is a top priority for us. You'll find an option for to pay in installments at checkout. If you sign up for a payment plan, you are agreeing to pay every payment, even if the course has completed.

Due to the nature of this live course, no refunds will be available for this offering.

What happens after I purchase "Mastering the art of being disliked"?.

After you purchase "Mastering the Art of Being Disliked", you'll immediately receive a "welcome email" with the username and password to log into the course dashboard along with the dates and times that we’ll be meeting live. After the live sessions, the recordings will go into your course dashboard where you can access it at any time. If you've registered before the course begins, you'll receive a personalized email within 72 hours from Kallie and Parvati inviting you to the next monthly pre-course coaching session on Zoom.

What if I can’t make the live sessions?.

No problem- all the Zoom recordings will land in your course dashboard, where you’ll have lifetime access to all the content.

Do you have payment plans? Refunds?

Yes to payment plans! Making this course accessible is a top priority for us. You'll find an option for to pay in installments at checkout. If you sign up for a payment plan, you are agreeing to pay every payment, even if the course has completed.

Due to the nature of this live course, no refunds will be available for this offering.

Our favorite part of the course...

...is the Signal group chat with Parvati + Kallie

throughout the entirety of the course

In the Signal group chat, you can expect:

  • Support between sessions via text and voice message

  • Community connection with the other members of the course

  • Kallie to answer any questions you have between sessions via voice message and provide somatic practices for support

  • The opportunity to ask any questions you have about the course or course related content

MASTERING THE ART OF BEING DISLIKED

CLASS IS IN SESSION

X KALLIE

9 Live Zoom Sessions

Lifetime Access to All Recordings

Access to Kallie's signature on-demand program- VENOM

A private Signal group chat

PDFs and journal prompts

SPOTS ARE LIMITED.

TOTAL INVESTMENT: $4,497

Early Bird payment plan: $374/month

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