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Heat up your yoga practice and teaching this winter in the luxurious nature of Nosara, Costa Rica...
February 26-March 4, 2023 | Nosara, Costa Rica
Mastering yoga,
Mastering Life
For yoga teachers and yoga students who are devoted to evolving their practice and connecting to the Master Teacher that resides within.
February 26-March 4, 2023 | Nosara, Costa Rica
Mastering Yoga, Mastering Life
For yoga teachers and yoga students who are devoted to evolving their practice and connecting to the Master Teacher that resides within.
February 26-March 4, 2023 | Nosara, Costa Rica
Heat up your
yoga practice &
teaching this winter
in the luxurious nature of Nosara, Costa Rica
Daily Yoga sessions
Daily somatic
+ Embodiment circles
reconnect to nature
"journey to paradise" Retreat
Escape the matrix and join Kallie + Tatiana in paradise…
Imagine waking up and emerging from your luxury glamping tent to a sunrise splashing sunlight over the mountains. You hear the rush of the river and inhale the fresh smell of mountain pine.
Your day consists of swimming naked in the river (clothing optional), yoga sessions, somatic healing + embodiment sessions, watching the stars, sunbathing, and eating the most nourishing delicious freshly prepared food.
It is truly paradise. Come join us!
"journey to paradise" Women's Retreat
Escape the matrix and join Kallie + Tatiana in paradise…
Imagine waking up and emerging from your luxury glamping tent to a sunrise splashing sunlight over the mountains. You hear the rush of the river and inhale the fresh smell of mountain pine.
Your day consists of swimming naked in the river (clothing optional), yoga sessions, somatic healing + embodiment sessions, watching the stars, sunbathing, and eating the most nourishing delicious freshly prepared food.
It is truly paradise. Come join us!
Be a Master Teacher
By exploring the questions of:
“What is true Mastery?”
“How do we relax into Freedom?” and
“How can we live life with Joy?”
... we will discover tools and resources that can refresh our practice and teaching, and guide us toward being Master Teachers.
Be a Master Teacher
By exploring the questions of:
“What is true Mastery?”
“How do we relax into Freedom?” and
“How can we live life with Joy?”
... we will discover tools and resources that can refresh our practice and teaching, and guide us toward being Master Teachers.
Guided by KD Meyers, this luxury retreat will teach you a way of practicing and teaching yoga that will explore true Mastery and keep you on the edge of your growth all the time.
Reconnect with yourself and rejuvenate your mind, body, and soul.
This retreat is created for women, femme presenting, and non-binary persons! You are welcome here and we seek to cultivate a space of safety and acceptance for all who attend.
EXAMPLE DAILY SCHEDULE
6:30 am Optional Silent Meditation
7:30 am Yoga Session
9:30 am Breakfast
10am-1pm Free Time or optional activities
1:30pm Lunch
2pm-5pm Free Time or optional activities
5pm Somatic + Embodiment Session
6:30pm Dinner
PLEASE NOTE
Airfare is not included.
Meals include local cuisine. Special dietary restrictions can be accommodated.
Starlink WIFI will be available. (It's top tier wifi!!)
Activities may change based on weather or unforeseen circumstances.
Participation in classes and activities is optional throughout the retreat. All levels welcome!
Meet Your Guides
KALLIE KLUG
Kallie is a yoga teacher and somatic practitioner. She studied yoga in the Himalayas of India and has since been certified in somatic and body-based therapies.
Growing up, she found herself fawning and people pleasing all the time- she was even voted “friendliest” in high school. However, constantly people pleasing, lacking boundaries, and the ability to say “no” grew increasingly exhausting and costly- not only did it create a life abundant with inauthentic relationships and a sense of confusion in her education and career, but it was also so physically tiring that it led to many debilitating chronic pains and illnesses.
Once she discovered somatic practices, Kallie began her journey of moving towards her more authentic self and slowly building her body’s capacity to be seen as “the villain”.
What she used to feel was a bad thing - to be seen as a villain- she now sees as a superpower that allows her to feel more confident, unapologetic, and true to self.
Kallie now guides others to embrace these parts of themselves through somatic practices and parts work in her courses and coaching.
Nourishing your body is an integral part of the retreat, and we take pride in offering delicious and healthy meals made from locally sourced and farm to table ingredients. From vibrant tropical fruits to traditional Costa Rican delicacies, every meal is a sensory delight.
Meet Your Guides
tatiana nesello
Brazilian by soul, Tati seamlessly weaves together the worlds of yoga, embodiment practices, meditation, breath work, and sound healing creating a unique and transformative experience for those who cross paths with her.
As a dedicated yoga practitioner and dancer, movement is one of her favorite ways to reconnect to her body. With experience in street dance and gymnastics, she infuses into her yoga classes elements of grace, fluidity, and expressive movement.
Tatiana began her journey in the world of dance at a young age, cultivating a deep connection with her body and a profound appreciation for the art of movement. This passion led her to explore the complementary practice of yoga, where she discovered the transformative power of uniting breath, alignment, and mindful awareness.
Through 10 years of dedicated practice, 7 years of teaching experience, and over 800h of YTT Tati has developed a unique teaching style that fuses the precision and discipline of dance with the mindfulness and introspection of yoga. Also certified in women’s embodiment arts, her classes are a dynamic blend of creativity, rhythmic flow, and expressive movement, offering students an opportunity to tap into their inner strength, grace, and authentic self-expression.
She believes in creating a holistic experience that nurtures the mind, body, and spirit, allowing practitioners to cultivate a deeper sense of presence, self-awareness, and inner harmony.
Meet Your Guide
KALLIE KLUG
Kallie is a yoga teacher and somatic practitioner. She studied yoga in the Himalayas of India and has since been certified in somatic and body-based therapies.
Growing up, she found herself fawning and people pleasing all the time- she was even voted “friendliest” in high school. However, constantly people pleasing, lacking boundaries, and the ability to say “no” grew increasingly exhausting and costly- not only did it create a life abundant with inauthentic relationships and a sense of confusion in her education and career, but it was also so physically tiring that it led to many debilitating chronic pains and illnesses.
Once she discovered somatic practices, Kallie began her journey of moving towards her more authentic self and slowly building her body’s capacity to be seen as “the villain”.
What she used to feel was a bad thing - to be seen as a villain- she now sees as a superpower that allows her to feel more confident, unapologetic, and true to self.
Kallie now guides others to embrace these parts of themselves through somatic practices and parts work in her courses and coaching.
Meet Your Guide
tatiana nesello
Brazilian by soul, Tati seamlessly weaves together the worlds of yoga, embodiment practices, meditation, breath work, and sound healing creating a unique and transformative experience for those who cross paths with her.
As a dedicated yoga practitioner and dancer, movement is one of her favorite ways to reconnect to her body. With experience in street dance and gymnastics, she infuses into her yoga classes elements of grace, fluidity, and expressive movement.
Tatiana began her journey in the world of dance at a young age, cultivating a deep connection with her body and a profound appreciation for the art of movement. This passion led her to explore the complementary practice of yoga, where she discovered the transformative power of uniting breath, alignment, and mindful awareness.
Through 10 years of dedicated practice, 7 years of teaching experience, and over 800h of YTT Tati has developed a unique teaching style that fuses the precision and discipline of dance with the mindfulness and introspection of yoga. Also certified in women’s embodiment arts, her classes are a dynamic blend of creativity, rhythmic flow, and expressive movement, offering students an opportunity to tap into their inner strength, grace, and authentic self-expression.
She believes in creating a holistic experience that nurtures the mind, body, and spirit, allowing practitioners to cultivate a deeper sense of presence, self-awareness, and inner harmony.
What You'll Experience
This retreat is all about finding your pleasure...
If you want to come and do every yoga session, that's great.
If you want to come and sleep in every morning and miss class, that's great too.
If you want adventure, you can sign up for rafting and horseback riding.
If you want to find rest, you can read topless by the river and nap in the sun.
If you want connection, it will be available.
If you want to find stillness in your tent, that's also available.
We encourage you to come and with full autonomy "choose your own adventure".
Create the retreat experience that most sounds lovely to you.
We're here for it. And we trust you to create the most lovely and curated experience for yourself and your body.
x Tati + Kallie
Reconnection to Nature
Paradise Ranch is an “off the grid” modern luxury eco - glamping ranch and exclusive retreat located on 50 acres. Set against the backdrop of Sequoia National Park, this area is home to the largest and oldest living things on Earth: the Giant sequoias. With two miles of river running through hilly landscapes and natural rock gardens, this special destination truly emanates the highest vibration.
Luxury Accommodations
With the option to book either a luxury style glamping tent nestled among nature or a glass home with a private cedar hot tub, your accommodation is sure to be elegant and in harmony with nature.
All accommodation options overlook the onsite river.
Yoga Classes + Sound Baths
You’ll have the opportunity to reconnect to body and soul among the whispers of the mountains. Whether you’re a seasoned yogi or new to the practice, our classes are designed to cater to all levels.
Our yoga classes will leave you feeling grounded, balanced, and empowered while the sound baths will restore your body, soul, and nervous system.
Somatic Healing Sessions
Somatic sessions will be woven into the retreat- reconnecting you with the wisdom of your body, releasing stored tension, and unlocking the transformative power within.
Through guided somatic sessions, you'll embark on a healing journey that will support you in shadow work integration and cultivating a life of authenticity.
Wednesday, June 19-Sunday, June 23, 2024 • Three Rivers, CA
Cuisine: Nourish Your Body and Mind
Tatiana’s journey in the kitchen began at a very young age, with her dad being a chef and honing an Italian restaurant in Brazil, she learned how to cook using her dad as inspiration.
Rooted in the knowledge that food is medicine, later on, she combined the teachings from Ayurveda and mindful eating so she could adapt her meals to her new lifestyle.
For Tati... cooking isn’t just about preparing meals, it’s an art form that embodies love, attention, and healing.
She currently develops exclusive recipes for 4th & Heart and shares her passion in the kitchen with her loved ones.
SAUNAS
YOGA DECKS
ON-SITE RIVER
Your Retreat Includes
5 days/4 nights accommodation at Paradise Ranch
(Luxury eco-friendly accommodations)
Daily meditation and yoga/movement sessions
Daily nutritious breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Use of retreat center premises
(river, natural swimming holes, saunas, yoga decks, hiking trails, fire pits, community kitchen)
Outstanding location
Welcome ceremony
Free time to enjoy the natural surroundings
Daily women's embodiment + somatic sessions
Exceptional Starlink Wifi
Plus, more...
5 days/4 nights accommodation at Paradise Ranch
Luxury eco-friendly accommodation
Daily nutritious breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Use of retreat center premises
(river, natural swimming holes, saunas, yoga decks, hiking trails, fire pits, community kitchen)
Outstanding location
Welcome ceremony
Daily meditation and yoga/movement sessions
Free Time to enjoy the natural surroundings
Exceptional Starlink wifi
Daily women's embodiment + somatic sessions
Plus, more
Luxury Glamping Tents
Cocooned in nature, these tents offer a unique and elegant accommodation. These yurts have a queen or two twin beds, towels, cowhide rugs, mosquito nets, lights and electricity.
The onsite Scandinavian bathhouse offers gorgeous and meticulously designed bathrooms and showers as well as a sauna. The bathhouse is located in a mirrored house so can bathe among nature while looking out onto the river.
Single Occupancy
This accommodation option is sold out.
Shared Occupancy
(one spot left!)
Pay-in-full option: $2,497 per person
Payment plan starts at $350 per month
The first $500 will serve as a non-refundable deposit.
Read the full cancellation policy in our Terms and Conditions.
Glamping Tents
Cocooned in nature, these tents offer a unique and elegant accommodation. These yurts have a queen or two twin beds, towels, cowhide rugs, mosquito nets, lights and electricity.
The onsite Scandinavian bathhouse offers gorgeous and meticulously designed bathrooms and showers as well as a sauna. The bathhouse is located in a mirrored house so can bathe among nature while looking out onto the river.
Single Occupancy
This accommodation option is sold out.
Shared Occupancy
(one spot left!)
Pay-in-full option: $2,497 per person
Payment plan starts at $350 per month
The first $500 will serve as a non-refundable deposit. Read the full cancellation policy in our Terms and Conditions.
Glass Home Suites
The height of luxury married with nature- these mirrored homes overlook the river in their floor to ceiling windows and each have a private cedar hot tub. Offering a full Casper mattress, private bathroom with shower and bidet, as well as a fully equipped kitchenette, you’ll feel right at home ( or even better!).
PLEASE READ BEFORE BOOKING: This accommodation option lacks privacy in the bathroom space (glass wall to toilet + shower). So please keep that in mind when booking a shared glass cabin.
This is a great option if you’d like to experience Paradise Ranch with a spouse or partner but you would also like to participate in retreat activities.
Single Occupancy
Pay-in-full: $5700 per person
Payment plan starts at $819 a month
Shared
Pay-in-full: $3400 per person
Payment plan starts at $489 a month
The first $500 will serve as a non-refundable deposit.
Read the full cancellation policy in our Terms and Conditions.
Glass Home Suites
The height of luxury married with nature- these mirrored homes overlook the river in their floor to ceiling windows and each have a private cedar hot tub. Offering a full Casper mattress, private bathroom with shower and bidet, as well as a fully equipped kitchenette, you’ll feel right at home ( or even better!).
PLEASE READ BEFORE BOOKING: This accommodation option lacks privacy in the bathroom space (glass wall to toilet + shower). So please keep that in mind when booking a shared glass cabin.
This is a great option if you’d like to experience Paradise Ranch with a spouse or partner but you would also like to participate in retreat activities.
Single Occupancy
Pay-in-full: $5700 per person
Payment plan starts at $819 a month
SHARED
Pay-in-full: $3400 per person
Payment plan starts at $489 a month
The first $500 will serve as a non-refundable deposit. Read the full cancellation policy in our Terms and Conditions.
Travel Information
Retreat Date June 19-23, 2024
Location Three Rivers, California
Nearest Main Town
Approximately:
3h30 drive from Los Angeles (LAX)
1h30 drive from Fresno Airport
4h drive from Sacramento
Nearest Airport Fresno Yosemite Airport
Transfers must be made and arranged by participants and are not included in the retreat
Check in is at 3:00 PM, check out by 11:00 AM
Travel Information
Retreat Date June 19th-23rd, 2024
Location Three Rivers, California
Nearest Main Town
Approximately:
3h30 drive from Los Angeles (LAX)
1h30 drive from Fresno Airport
4h drive from Sacramento
Nearest Airport Fresno Yosemite Airport
Transfers must be made and arranged by participants and are not included in the retreat
Check in is at 3:00 PM, check out by 11:00 AM
OPTIONAL ADD-ons
Available at additional cost.
On-site massages, facials, and reiki
Horseback Riding
Hiking Local Trails
River Rafting
Sequoia National Park (30 min from paradise ranch)
What to Bring
Besides the basic packing and travel needs, here are a few things to think about bringing with you.
(Yoga mats will be provided at the retreat.)
Sunglasses
Bathing Suit
(river, waterfalls)
Comfortable shoes for hiking
(a pair of water shoes is also recommended for waterfalls)
Yoga Clothes
Plug adaptors / converters
Insect Repellant
Sunscreen
Hat
Rain gear
(just in case)
Journal
Personal object for altar
(optional)
Are you ready?
To recharge, reset, and renew in a beautiful, welcoming, and healthful setting. We’d love to have you join us in Three Rivers, California to help you step into your best self on this wellness and rest adventure.
Still have questions? Email support@kalisomatics.com for your questions!
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